'Mission Brassica' has come to a successful and happy conclusion. The cauli of doom has missed the earth and the moon. The craft carrying the crew involved in the mission landed safely, but unfortunately it was low tide so it was more of a dull thud than a big splash. The worlds media were to descend on the town of Bridlington but there was no where for them to stay as all the accommodation was fully booked due to it being bank holiday week. A beacon was to be lit in celebration but the matches were damp so this had to be postponed.
The astrochefs and chainsaw experts have been awarded the 'Order of the Purple Sprout', and will receive free vegetables for life, as a thank you for their outstanding bravery and achievement for saving the planet from destruction. Commander Green leader of the mission said 'it could have been a lot tougher- lets hope we do not ever have to deal with a large turnip'!
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