After yesterdays realisation that the world is in imminent threat of being broadsided by a large cauliflower, and even though today is August bank holiday, various technical experts and engineers have been contacted. Sunning themselves on the beach and eating ice cream had to stop to prepare a rocket for launch. A spokesperson from the Fraisethorpe Astro Drome launch site said that a team of astrochefs and chainsaw professionals were also getting ready.
The ECO friendly rocket powered by waste chip oil from the near by resort of Bridlington, will be due to launch at midday tomorrow. "Mission Brassica" will hopefully be the solution to the impending annihilation, the rocket is intended to land on the stalk of the cauli, where the crew will commence removing some of the outer leaves and florets, which should hopefully change its course.
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