The rocket undertaking 'Mission Brassica' was successfully launched today as planned. We have just been informed that the rocket has landed safely on the cauli and the crew are in the process of removing various parts of the greenery and some of the florets. This is hot and demanding work requiring great skill as the stability of the cauli is unpredictable. To assist in the comfort and refreshment of the crew they have been provided with iced tea and toasted teacakes with lashings of butter and jam. Calvados and raisin ice cream has also been provided.
These are anxious times, but the trade in deep fried potato products in the harbour area of Bridlington has not abated due to the sunny weather. A local man said, 'that it was better not to think about the possible impending doom and we should just carry on as normal'.
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