It has recently come to my notice that a major sprout shower has been seen in the southern sky over Bridlington at approximately 0300 am this morning, August Bank Boxing Day Thursday Eve. Watchers who have studied these extraordinary events are reasonably certain that a large cauliflower may be hidden by the intensity of the sprout shower and is travelling to earth at some speed. A local to the area said, "This is a worrying development as the wife and I are expected to be at a boiled beef and carrot luncheon tomorrow with lots of other discerning foodie types".
Experts in the field of cauli-like brassica are of the opinion that it may not hit for some weeks. A spokesperson said that it will be sometime before the exact location of impact can be ascertained and not to panic buy goods such as gravy granules and other fine comestibles.
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